A laptop containing personal information for an estimated 16,000 students (yes, that is sixteen thousand) was stolen.  Guess who one of those students is? 

 Will write more about it soon, i am just too pissed about it right now.  Joe and I forsee a classaction suit against either my school or the contracted company who was working for my school.  There was no reason for my information to be on that fucking laptop.

Today was such a fun and good day… of course something as retarded as ‘Boarder Control’ would fuck it up and put a damper on it.

Its easy as breathing getting in to Canada.  I am not surprised about that.  Canadian people are, as a general fact, pretty laid back.  All they wanted to know was where we were going and if we had any firearms.  All they wanted to see was our NYS ID.

It was getting back INTO the states that makes me question our fucked up government and makes me beyond pissed at the state of our administration.  We produced the same (very legit) NYS IDs to get back in, only to have an uppity prick of a control officer get highly pissed off at us because only Jade could produce her birth cert.  He got all snotty and bitchy when we didnt have ours and asked “dont you read the newspaper or watch news shows?”  Uhh… no.  If i did i’d be a hell of a lot more pissed, stressed and to be quite honest ready to go ape shit.  I watch shows about animals… animals dont make up dumb laws.  Snotty Bitchy Guard also got pissed when he asked how we got INTO Canada.  “Didnt they ask for your birth certs?!” No. No they didnt, because its not required.

Lets just say its fucking ridiculous that we nearly got detained by Boarder Control because we didnt have a piece of document saying we were born alive.  When he asked for a second document he was like “It must be a photo id”  cause you know, it fully makes up for me not having something that says i was born alive 26 years ago, that has no photograph on it.  My NYS ID is less valid, despite it being issued a YEAR ago, than a piece of text saying i was born 26 years ago.  Makes absolutely NO fucking sense.

*breathes* Put that all behind.  I had a blast at the zoo.  Right off the bat i knew i would have fun, as the first exhibit we looked at we saw a monkey… *ahem* fondling himself.  Yes.  Full on monkey masturbation.  Which turned to 5 second monkey sex, which pissed off the rest of the pack… so Katie was the victim of a drive by monkey xD  It ran by the window i was looking into so fast i would have missed it if i blinked.  I cant even begin to tell all the stuff we did today… other than have a lot of fun.  Even the trip back, before we got to the boarder, was hysterical, because we were all so beyond tired, and Joe accidentally went the wrong way near Hamilton xD

Other than that, I am home, sleepy, but home. now to go take a cold bath, its still too fucking hot out xD

I started my ‘diet’ of sorts yesterday.  More of a ‘For Health Reasons, LOSE SOME WEIGHT…Idiot’ idea.  Not a diet xD   cause ‘diets are bad’.  I am completly cutting out the use of salt and butter as seasonings in my food… because lets face it, i consume way too much of it.  Coupled with the fact that I am walking a lot more.  So thats my plan.  cut out the stuff that isnt good for me, and moving more.  Heres hoping it works.

other than that.  Hi.  Nothing else to see right now.